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I do funny readings of Reddit posts, like r/entitltedparents, r/choosingbeggars, and r/prorevenge. Drop a subscribe if you like my content!

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  • For A's story, hope she does well! Art is a very well paid job too!

    Min Nohara's Channel Of FunMin Nohara's Channel Of Fun17 цагийн өмнө
  • Stop it with the r/Choosingbeggars videos. They are sooo BORING.

    Randy LaneRandy Lane17 цагийн өмнө
  • It says a lot that the mom was more concerned about her brat of a son than her daughters bite wound.

    CapAnson12345CapAnson1234517 цагийн өмнө
  • OMG pregnant chick at the funeral... This is one of the stories where you hope and pray they read it on reddit or hear it on rslash and recognize themselves!!!

    jan bignerjan bigner18 цагийн өмнө
  • Dude looking for girls: Knife to meet you! I MEAN

    Kieran DuffyKieran Duffy18 цагийн өмнө
  • Organ failure? “So our next entry is from pancreas.” Dude what that’s so coincidental oh my gosh

    Milkshake DrawsMilkshake Draws18 цагийн өмнө
  • I probably would have written whatever on the 4000 word essay bc she wouldn’t be able to read it

    Blue and Bronze RavenclawBlue and Bronze Ravenclaw18 цагийн өмнө
  • Last Story: The Dad 0/5 The Mother's Brother 0/5 The Son 0/5 The Mom 3.5/5

    GreatWesternLegacyGreatWesternLegacy18 цагийн өмнө
  • Jimmy had them by the short and curlies. He should have answered his phone because they were probably trying to offer him that 7 figures contract.

    fishbaitorfishbaitor18 цагийн өмнө
  • Art teacher: Everyone do your best! OP: We all know what happens when I do my best...

    WilliamWilliam18 цагийн өмнө
  • I live in Alberta Canada

    UnknownUnknown18 цагийн өмнө
  • "You remember the part in the Bible where Jesus steals food from a child then tells him he's going to Hell!" All things considered....I wouldn't doubt it, just, not Jesus

    Unimpressed LinkUnimpressed Link18 цагийн өмнө
  • For the last story, i have come to the conclusion thzt tRget customers just aren't too bright. when I worked at Walmart for a year, I periodically would pick things up at the local target on the way home. I have lost track of how many people would ask me for help when I was wearing blue.

    Bobby BobbatundayBobby Bobbatunday18 цагийн өмнө
  • I do not like kids but damn what a douche

    Apex Retro_97Apex Retro_9718 цагийн өмнө
  • I lerans to read when i was four and i could read smooth as water when i was 5 and Billy is ten so his mom probably need some therapy and some jail

    Rasmus AnderssonRasmus Andersson18 цагийн өмнө
  • 6:00 FEAR THE BANANA MAN

    The Void Star 999The Void Star 99918 цагийн өмнө
  • Handicapped person: *parks in handicap spot* Karen: HOW DARE YOU! THOSE PARKING SPOTS ARE FOR PREGNANT WOMEN! HP: no, they're for people with handicap placards who have trouble walking long distances...they are *literally* called handicapped parking spots. Karen: well I'm a mother and I'm tired, I'm pregnant, I'm feeling sick, and therefore I need it more than you! HP: so...you're saying that pregnancy is a handicap? Something that is completely temporary and is resolved within about 9 months usually that only comes back when you can't keep your legs shut is comparable to a most likely life long issue that will likely be incurable for the foreseeable future? This conversation in a nutshell.

    Agent MarylandAgent Maryland18 цагийн өмнө
  • Actual things I got dress-coded for include but are not limited to- The seam of my undershirt could be seen and it wasn't black or white (It was blue). (Bit of context: On Friday's we wore "House shirts" which were a different colour from our normal ones [Red, Green, Purple, and Blue] and we also had Tee-shirts in the SAME COLOUR made at the end of each year) I got in trouble for having a red school tee under a red polo of the same colour. I got in trouble for having texture on a skirt, texture, not a different colour, not a pattern, texture. You could see my binder strap under my shirt and the guidance counselor dress-coded me then handed me a bible (Public, non-religious school). Etc.

    Flower ChildFlower Child18 цагийн өмнө
  • these people can't be real 🤣

    Holly leighHolly leigh18 цагийн өмнө
  • wait how did he here what the mom was saying

    Aiden WallaceAiden Wallace18 цагийн өмнө
  • For the bullying story, schools do a terrible job of disciplining students that are bullies. It's the reason that many victims suffer in silence. I have no words for the pregnant lady that mocked a widow that host her kids, at their funeral.

    Uthman BakshUthman Baksh18 цагийн өмнө
  • Fake ass stories

    StolasStolas18 цагийн өмнө
  • I am the mother of an autistic son. He is 23 chronologically but will always and forever be about 10. He goes non-verbal and not only has autism but also anxiety disorder, ocpd, and has had six spinal surgeries. Needless to say he needs a lot of medical intervention and a lot of extra attention. I find the terminology that the so-called autistic mother used is absolutely disgusting. I can't believe she referred to her daughter as a royal pain and that she doesn't take her out in public because it's too uncomfortable for the mother. How does she ever expect her child to be able to function and deal with things? That child is not going to learn anything it is going to continue to have meltdowns and continue to be a quote pain" if she keeps her hidden. Is she ashamed of that poor child? Is she lazy? I'm sorry but as an autistic parent and a parent of a child with severe spinal and leg problems I find it absolutely revolting that she thinks keeping her child hidden away is okay!

    redneckbarbie2061redneckbarbie206118 цагийн өмнө
  • This story blew my minds. And the set up for all of this is insane!!

    MadiMadi18 цагийн өмнө
  • I have a theory that all Karen's go to hell and are placed in the special place for them which is the Karen dungeon. It's a dungeon full of entitled parents that bereat a person that's in it. Get a taste of your own medicine you little swine

    G4T0R4D3_ M4NG4T0R4D3_ M4N18 цагийн өмнө
  • It is illegal every year they have to check in with a commissioner or something to make sure that the parent is actually educating them properly and if they are not they have to go to a regular school but she obviously hasn’t checked him in with a commissioner so yeah it is illegal

    Tactical by ZTactical by Z18 цагийн өмнө
  • So I just wonder... why do Karens think karma isn't gonna come their way? Even when they're so stupid about their plan?

    OrangeLightning GachaOrangeLightning Gacha18 цагийн өмнө
  • I can top the power outage. I was assistant great for a BK and we had posted signs a month in advance saying we were closing at 8 on Christmas eve and all don't Christmas. Outside lights were off, my car was the only one in the lot at about 10 Christmas eve and I hear a loud banging on the drive thru window. I run out of the office afraid it's going to set off the alarm. There is a COP sitting there screaming are you going to take my fing order you stupid b . After telling him off I didn't bother to report him I just waited to talk to his sergeant who worked security for us after the high school football games, never saw him again.

    Traci StrengthTraci Strength18 цагийн өмнө
  • how is a white man going to say that stereotyping isnt bullying omg rslash your ignorance is showing

    Naomi GonzalezNaomi Gonzalez18 цагийн өмнө
  • Regarding the flustered lady in the Second Story presented did both actually because she was probably wearing a headset so she while she got up to go check if your kitchen sink had water in it she was also processing the fact that you just got outed as a complete and total idiot and try to be professional

    Red Cell ParanormalRed Cell Paranormal19 цагийн өмнө
  • Hey past homeschooled kid here it really depends on the laws in that state. I was in a very relaxed state so the parents don’t have to have kids do most of those test like in other schools sadly some parents pull there kids out saying there homeschooling & actually do nothing(mainly cause there baby is a disturbance in class). In my case I was pulled out of school cause of bullying/the school violating my brothers learning rights. But yeah cps probably needs to be called

    scarletwolf100scarletwolf10019 цагийн өмнө
    • True

      SumanSuman19 цагийн өмнө
  • The lady in the bathroom with the pervert kid, a similar thing happened to me once where I was at church and I had told my mom that I had to go and I was in there and this little kid just like popped out of nowhere and scared me. The mom was very apologetic and the kid was like 4 but I was still a bit embarrassed 😳

    Emma HillEmma Hill19 цагийн өмнө
  • Nothing to do during those couple of weeks spent at the tower...then why did my grandfather and the 8ID Div SgtMaj avert their eyes when my 7 year old self point out all of the crimped Coke cans with burns on one side and holes on the other??? Years later I learned why those cans were there...the 1970's (when I asked that question) were a dark time to be stationed at the Wall...

    Adam SummervilleAdam Summerville19 цагийн өмнө
  • So, before I went to school my parents taught me as much as I could learn up to grade 5 subjects, and it wasn't random either - there's a whole curriculum that you're supposed to follow for homeschooling. They bought a few books thinking that the scatterbrained overactive kid might not fit in well in a school environment (not like I actually did anyways), and learned that if you don't follow the curriculum at least loosely, it can very easily turn into a child neglect/abuse case. Even worse, I knew a few kids back then that were a few years older than the rest of the grade because of awful parents like that, who had their children taken from them and put into foster care when it came to light that they weren't teaching them anything. So yeah, I feel awful for Billy, but fuck that Karen. Worst kind of person.

    Adrian FoxxAdrian Foxx19 цагийн өмнө
  • Today at the rising of the morning sun, A crazy girl told me shit just for fun. In the field surrounded by the track a ‘spirit medium’ lies and waits, Too tell everyone their spirit guardian and their fates. With time closing down and anger in her eyes, She approached me as if she wished my demise. She opened her mouth and her breath was bitter, She said “Why the fuck is your spirit animal hitler”

    ChaosXDemonChaosXDemon19 цагийн өмнө
  • DEPENDAS! That's the military wife who says " were in the military " or " I'm my husbands rank" lmao if the military wanted them to have a spouse they would have issues them one.

    amanda littlefieldamanda littlefield19 цагийн өмнө
  • the EA has the mindset so many parent's now a days have, just cause their the parents means the kid is their slave and the kid has no say whatso ever and isn't deserving of basic respect and consideration

    Erika RoseErika Rose19 цагийн өмнө
  • I have a story similar to the last one. About 20 years ago I went to the clinic for prenatal vitamins. It was really busy there and the line was outside the building. My boyfriend at the time had some local celebrity status. Well the 80+ year old woman was standing in front of me and my roommate. We were talking about my boyfriend and the old bitch turns around. She asked if I was dating (insert name here). I replied with "Yes I am and we are expecting our first child. I am actually here for a prenatal visit." My ex was born with a rather notable birth defect that ran in his family. Part of his fame came from his family having a long history in carnivals and side shows. So this woman gets a sneer on her face. "You are an evil and wicked woman for wanting to have a child like that. I hope your child dies in your womb because you are a cursed bitch". I was shocked, horrified, and instantly pissed. I did slap the woman in the face and told her to go to hell. My daughter is now 19 and is a model. She is perfect in every way. My ex is still one of my best friends and that old bat had no idea what she was talking about.

    Jennessa BeckettJennessa Beckett19 цагийн өмнө
  • For your question on homeschooling; It depends on the location. Different states have different requirements. In new york, I had to do a standardized test every year. In Maine, I had to do either the test or make a portfolio of my progress. In Alabama, I just registered under a cover school and didn't need to do anything, it was also neat because I still got a high school diploma and transcripts as if I went to that school, but the lack of structure may be something crazy people like this could take advantage of.

    Melontine OvirlordMelontine Ovirlord19 цагийн өмнө
  • When the OP is too OP.

    Mark WolkoveMark Wolkove19 цагийн өмнө
  • I used to be in a relationship. Now that I think of it now, it was pretty toxic, I think. Every time I wanted to sleep and not talk or break up, he would threaten suicide. Of course I didn’t want that so I stayed with him. The reason I can’t tell if he was toxic or not, was because he had a transphobic, homophobic, mom. (He was trans and bi) we broke up cause he wanted to be in a poly relationship. We broke up over this because, 1. He got back with his ex who literally “ABUSED” him. 2. I just didn’t want that. I said “abused” bc last month I figured out that nothing he said abt his ex was true.

    The_Most_Closeted_AbroThe_Most_Closeted_Abro19 цагийн өмнө
  • Why did I read the title as “ Give your son my IPad”? It doesn’t even make sense lmao

    QɪQɪ, Tʜᴇ PʜᴀʀᴍᴀᴄɪsᴛQɪQɪ, Tʜᴇ Pʜᴀʀᴍᴀᴄɪsᴛ19 цагийн өмнө
  • My mom is a pharmacist. My son has adhd. He doesn't take Concerta but I fully understand the extended release process. My ex boyfriend "tried" my sons meds and he supposedly had epilepsy and ended up in the hospital with a dangerous amount of amphetamines in his system. Dumped him after that. I cannot stress the importance of NOT TAKING MEDS THAT DONT BELONG TO YOU AND NOT KNOWING WHAT THEY DO!! You also don't steal meds from kids. Especially when it's a controlled substance and the kids need it. If my son runs out of his meds he either detoxes from his meds because they were stolen or I need to explain to his doctor that someone in our household stolen. I cant have that kind of stress from anyone.

    Valori PaceValori Pace19 цагийн өмнө
  • I used to work at a hospital and many senior citizens, usually women would get admitted for altered mental status. The most frequent cause besides a stroke? Lack of salt in their blood.

    Lee BoyLee Boy19 цагийн өмнө
  • Ive been listening to this guy for 2 years never seen his face until just now. I was not expecting that but hell yeah bro keep up the great work. I love your content!

    Ian SikesIan Sikes19 цагийн өмнө
  • You should have your wife in a video if possible

    Joey LuttrellJoey Luttrell19 цагийн өмнө
  • To make the vodo spell stronger i made a pentagram in animal crossing

    Caleb BarnesCaleb Barnes19 цагийн өмнө
  • Now as a new Dad, can you imagine leaving your daughter ina hot car while going shopping?

    JaylaJayla19 цагийн өмнө
  • Arcoos

    Inferno A.Inferno A.19 цагийн өмнө
  • Amy’s mom sounds like my dad a little bit. When I was a kid and we would argue he would end it with “now get out of my sight” and I would go to my room. A second or two later he would yell “now come here!”

    joel mavityjoel mavity19 цагийн өмнө
  • To the story at 12:50!! I also have Vitiligo, it was genetic in my case (Started with my Grandfather, missed my father and brother, hit me head on.) It's definitely horrific in some cases as I burn instead of tan, I never got it on my hair (though it's recently started spreading there, personally I kinda like the look though I do feel embarrassed about it at points when I have white hair in the mix of my typical brown/blonde), I remember being picked on it at school, though a lot of kids in my class also found it to be pretty unique, a few kids were scared off I guess, but in the end I think I ended up being praised for it more or less. I feel I'll always have that last laugh to those who bullied me, since typically Vitiligo has a natural onset of around age 40-45, as at least I won't feel embarrassed once my skin starts mismatching me like a teenager wearing winter clothing at the beach.

    YurinyaYurinya19 цагийн өмнө
  • Karen's idea of homeschooling sounds very much like educational neglect. Homeschoolers are required to follow an approved curriculum that must meet certain requirements. They also have certain reporting requirements. So I'm at a loss to understand how people like Karen get away with this sort of thing. But from time to time you do hear horror stories.

    didyasaysomethin2medidyasaysomethin2me19 цагийн өмнө
  • I can’t believe the EM who wants them to not have a baby in December just cause her birthday is 8 days after the expected due date! My Mum birthday is the 14th of December, my brothers birthday? The 17th of December. My mum was expecting to give birth to my brother 3 days after her birthday. And she has never once complained. In fact she was delighted when we started going to school and found out our birthdays fell in the holidays every year up until our last 2 years of high school. SMH this EM is delusional

    Luna WolfLuna Wolf19 цагийн өмнө
  • the cake story is more of a everybody suck kinda thing. the boyfriend sucks most to be sure. like 2,5 and depending on some factors (distance and such) girlfriend gets between ,5 to 1,5.

    coltentimoncoltentimon19 цагийн өмнө
  • This mother of 5 is ticked on OP's behalf for that stupid woman with the near same amount of children. NO! Being pregnant does NOT give way for you to be in those handicap parking spots! EVER! Stupid entitled b-word who make the ones who have common sense look bad because of their utter audacity. My head hurts.

    Kerri Bottriell-BaxterKerri Bottriell-Baxter19 цагийн өмнө
  • Gay lesbian? As apposed the what? A straight lesbian??

    rivvy PSrivvy PS19 цагийн өмнө
  • Pregnancy, the greatest of all handicaps

    I'm just a regular tincanI'm just a regular tincan19 цагийн өмнө
  • 1st dude...get out now...huuuge 🚩🚩🚩

    Reelak ZinReelak Zin19 цагийн өмнө
  • goddamn

    KillJoy Since2017KillJoy Since201720 цагийн өмнө
  • Ffs she wasnt even out of the 1st trimester!!! The “baby” is the size of a pea!!!!! Yes the mom to be could be exhausted (im currently 12 wks and know how exhausted she could be) but your feet hurt?? You have to pee?? The baby is not pushing on your bladder or even weighs enough

    Kristina HolmesKristina Holmes20 цагийн өмнө
  • Yes, there are benchmarks that all children must reach by a certain age. By his mother not properly teaching him, that is breaking those benchmarks and the state will step in if they are aware of this

    Matt BellMatt Bell20 цагийн өмнө
  • Me: *Reads title about burial story* King Ramses: "Return the slab or suffer my curse!"

    Chauncey GilbertChauncey Gilbert20 цагийн өмнө
  • In the US at least with homeschooling, you can choose whatever curriculum you want but there are requirements that the child must meet (depending on the state) before going up another grade. Pretty sure this Karen is probably lying about what this kid has completed for him to still not be able to read/write.

    The Awkward ArtistThe Awkward Artist20 цагийн өмнө
  • Smh what the actual f!ck is wrong with people? I just dont have the words for them all, just why?

    Grant ProkopGrant Prokop20 цагийн өмнө
  • 8:55 didn't the other time you said that you started youtube for a beta copy of overwatch??

    ZplatFrZplatFr20 цагийн өмнө
  • I like the older videos where he cusses because it feels real and its kinda funny to me

    Baylea Bug2001Baylea Bug200120 цагийн өмнө
  • Hi welcome to rslash where a Karen gets told that getting nutted in isn’t a disability

    MonkimaneMonkimane20 цагийн өмнө
  • Sounds like the disabled-abuser needs to learn what condoms are. She dislikes kids but can’t stay off the horse

    A RobA Rob20 цагийн өмнө
  • Having driven my mom, an 88 YO with one knee and one shoulder replacement, the other knee almost as bad as the first one but a poor risk for surgery, post hernia repair, breast cancer/radiation therapy, and with moderate ALZ around the last few years of her life, I’m that bitch who’d take photos of UberBreederKaren’s license while parked in a disabled spot and send it to local traffic control.

    julie taronjulie taron20 цагийн өмнө
  • As someone who walks with a cane due to a motorcycle accident, but refrained from accepting a handicap placard because there are people who need it more (ie, the op of that story)... The entitled breeder one pissed me off to no end.

    spiritofthewolf15xspiritofthewolf15x20 цагийн өмнө
  • It depends on the state. In Texas I grew up in a cult and we were "homeschooled" but I didn't learn shit till I was 15 and going to high-school for the first time.

    Nicolas JohnsonNicolas Johnson20 цагийн өмнө
  • I'm actually wondering if rSlash has ever gone on r/exmormons 😂 he'd probably have a goldmine of content

    Rosalynn SilverRosalynn Silver20 цагийн өмнө
  • Ewwww, yes you’re gross if you don’t wash your sheets for a week even without puke in it. Like practice hygiene and have some self respect and wash your sheets.

    Heartsmyface ForeverHeartsmyface Forever20 цагийн өмнө
  • Why would anyone want to live in a HOA area?? Morons!

    Paul RedingerPaul Redinger20 цагийн өмнө
  • Ended up with a massive hematoma on my leg as I got it bashed. So I was using public transit. You have no idea how many sjw dickbags yell at you for sitting in the disabled seats when you don't look it!

    Night BotNight Bot20 цагийн өмнө
  • That lady with the four kids and another on the way...if it's such a major difficulty for her, she should have stopped having kids at one or two. Screw her...wait, no. Stop screwing her.

    SamWeltzinSamWeltzin20 цагийн өмнө
  • I’m pretty sure those puppy bloopers could be used in court as proof he loves his dog

    ForestireForestire20 цагийн өмнө