r/Choosingbeggars "I Only Date Handsome Millionaires"

r/Choosingbeggars Welcome to the insane world of incel choosing beggar dating! We've got ugly, basic girls who want to date handsome millionaires, and incel neckbeards who want to date supermodel, submissive slaves. And what they offering to these high-value partners? Well, absolutely nothing. They just expect the world to conform to their completely unrealistic expectations because that's what choosing beggars always do.

🤑 r/Choosingbeggars My Boss Fired Me, Then Begged Me For Money! www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZOjQ...


"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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  • Must subscribe to my channel. NO EXCEPTIONS!

    rSlashrSlash23 өдрийн өмнө
    • Indeed

      bojack stbojack st4 цагийн өмнө
    • the 'besties' name was sarah

      Simply AstroSimply Astro2 өдрийн өмнө
    • Choosing beggar: ONLY IF YOUR CONTENT IS GOOD Later Choosing beggar: totally so good content Me: RSLASH MADE A CB SUBSCRIBE HAS TO BE SO GOOD CONTENT

      Sami Sami09Sami Sami095 өдрийн өмнө
    • So what I got from that is she hates literally everyone and everything and then complains when she can't find a man. Oh gee I wonder why?

      Dutch VanderlindeDutch Vanderlinde11 өдрийн өмнө
    • Sorry but I literally can not subscribe to your channel. Unless I unsubscribe first, LOL

      DatreborDatrebor11 өдрийн өмнө
  • Dude looking for girls: Knife to meet you! I MEAN

    Kieran DuffyKieran Duffy16 цагийн өмнө
  • Being a flat earther automatically means 'waaaay below average'.

    Josh KJosh KӨдрийн өмнө
  • That woman just wants someone who had no sense of free will, or any capability to have free will

    F4tal 3RorF4tal 3RorӨдрийн өмнө
  • The guy looking for a GF most really hate himself.

    Jason MorrisJason MorrisӨдрийн өмнө
  • Insult him once and he'll go away!

    AlucardiacAlucardiac2 өдрийн өмнө
  • 6:40 you would expect that in new Mexico or Arizona not Oklahoma

    HaloHalo2 өдрийн өмнө
  • Yeah, that first story’s last line? Not a good idea. Don’t ever mention how much you want to make before the place you’re applying to hires you. Just say that it’s negotiable. And a response to a post that was read later on in the video: can we PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP WITH THE IDENTITY POLITICS? These stupid identity politics don’t help us at all.

    Gamer88Gamer882 өдрийн өмнө
  • I will say when I was in California it was around the high sixties a lot of the Winter months, so 70° in Oklahoma in the Winter wouldn't be completely unfeasible. Of course this woman just sounds stupid so I doubt she's correct lol

    Trouble in the ValleyTrouble in the Valley3 өдрийн өмнө
  • oklahoma is NOT 70 in december, i LIVE THERE and it is cold af. maybe 40 something if we're lucky

    sephypsycologistsephypsycologist3 өдрийн өмнө
  • "It's online so it have to be free"! Too many thinks like that! :( The best personal ad I've ever seen (I remember it something like this): I'm a handsome guy that are smart, funny and good at everything (giving examples), I have a good job with good pay. I need a woman that can take me down to earth!" :D

    ceicli se-i-sl-iceicli se-i-sl-i3 өдрийн өмнө
  • Funny how all the liberals, feminists, trans, fat , etc people are trying to tell men they aren't a preference when it comes to dating, even going so far as to say if you won't date a trans woman, then the men are awful people, but these women want everything just how they want it. Lol

    Patricia OConnorPatricia OConnor3 өдрийн өмнө
  • I have 1 thing to say to choosing beggars 🖕

    PitaBreadPitaBread3 өдрийн өмнө
  • Oklahoma City here and yes in late November and early December it’s was up in the 70s

    Metrax StarMetrax Star3 өдрийн өмнө
  • Funny how rSlash is the most judgmental person but keep saying that others are.

    Rafael LoschiavoRafael Loschiavo4 өдрийн өмнө
  • Ok so the job posting guy is like , I'll do work if I want to , how i want to , when I want to and you pay me a doctors salary for that shit . ( idk know much about salaries but 46,000 dollars is a lot)

    Vivan PatelVivan Patel4 өдрийн өмнө
  • Nah man, Oklahoma in December sucks. It's dry AF, windy as hell, usually temps in the 50's. Certainly a far cry from in the 70's.

    TheDavidd92TheDavidd924 өдрийн өмнө
  • 6:26 I mean its usually 70's sometimes 80's in Texas during december, that snow storm was more a once in a lifetime scenario

    brollow himselfbrollow himself4 өдрийн өмнө
  • I pay for 450 for an apartment my sibling own, im grateful that they want me to rent from them, cause most apartments where i live arent in the best shape, and coming from a family that has fix houses, many could use a remodel and redesign. Im glad ive got cool sibling they know that if they keep it looking nice so people want to rent from them. Also i clean the houses so i make sure they look great and clean any mess and report any broken items.

    Magic RabbitMagic Rabbit4 өдрийн өмнө
  • And women wonder why men don't want anything to do with them anymore

    Terry NagleTerry Nagle5 өдрийн өмнө
  • No guy whose a veteran or been in some sort of law enforcement? Anyone else think this woman is a criminal, and she's making sure she's not dating anyone who could rat her out or arrest her? Just saying, this lady's requirements make her really suspicious.

    The HogushaThe Hogusha5 өдрийн өмнө
  • 9:30 *lists off every anime fan in existence

    k nicetryk nicetry5 өдрийн өмнө
  • Dude I think I know the texas girl at the end lmao she has 4 kids and overweight. Might not be the same girl but the one I know is a flat earther so maybe.

    TheCarlos3107TheCarlos31075 өдрийн өмнө
  • "If you don't send your Skype or insult me I'm reporting you!" As if that report would even work. They aren't gonna ban someone because you got your feefees hurt when you're the one being unreasonable

    Tide Pod Pad ThaiTide Pod Pad Thai5 өдрийн өмнө
  • That's not how math works lol.

    Dangerous AttackDangerous Attack5 өдрийн өмнө
  • For the bride store what if your below a size 8? Dose she expect you to put on some weight to fit?

    Emma SwanEmma Swan5 өдрийн өмнө
  • Karen asking 10€ for A 100€ drone: 10€ take it or leave it. Me: Leave it Karen: NO THATS not how you play the game

    Sami Sami09Sami Sami095 өдрийн өмнө
  • Oklahoman here- 70 degrees is f-cking BULL. This woman needs a reality check or to stopp full out lying

    Flower ChildFlower Child5 өдрийн өмнө
  • Are you implying that average people are flat earthers who are also super smart?

    Princess LunaPrincess Luna5 өдрийн өмнө
  • Hi, Oklahoman here. It is NOT 70 and sunny in December here. It's more like low 40s to low 50s.

    MamacubeMamacube5 өдрийн өмнө
  • Yes Texas did get a snowstorm

    MidNiteXDMidNiteXD5 өдрийн өмнө
  • 70° in Oklahoma in December is a little uncommon but it does happen.. I've gone through parts of Oklahoma And the dead of winter and in the Eastern part around Tulsa it'll be 60 to 70°.... Then what you get towards the panhandle It's blizzard conditions and 25°....

    Matt the TruckerMatt the Trucker5 өдрийн өмнө
  • Oklahoma has really weird weather. One day it can be 40 degrees, the next day it can be 90 degrees. It just depends

    Frost 2024Frost 20245 өдрийн өмнө
  • 70 in Oklahoma in the winter is a warmer day, but it does happen a lot

    glitter_unicornglitter_unicorn5 өдрийн өмнө
  • Has to be super smart AND Flat Earther. ROFLMAO But seriously, HAHAHAHAHAomg

    Ground ZeroGround Zero6 өдрийн өмнө
  • maybe that 70 degrees is Celsius then its pretty warm lol

    Jari EkstromJari Ekstrom6 өдрийн өмнө
  • 9:15, such a douc bag it seems like an obvious troll. Everyone is flawed and this person is so mentality frail he can't handle the slightest inconvenience. I'm an athest saying lord have mercy to anyone who talks to this insufferable person.

    Darian BarberDarian Barber6 өдрийн өмнө
  • The first post in this video - the person is probably ADHD...all of those things he is looking for in a position, they are ADHD things.

    Chelsea MullinsChelsea Mullins6 өдрийн өмнө
  • 9:33: this whole post is calling me out.. I didn't even think this was possible

    just me.. slamming my head onto the pavementjust me.. slamming my head onto the pavement7 өдрийн өмнө
  • The crazy anime guy doesn’t like therapy because the therapist doesn’t like him

    Ian FoleyIan Foley7 өдрийн өмнө
  • 8:33 not every guy thinks this way there are some pretty ugly girls that I've talked to that had such a good personality I was still willing to attempt to get with them if anything under a 5 is ugly then i have tried to get with 4s befor if they where noce enough. I knew two girls that were very similar looking but the prettier one was rude to everyone such that I genuinely couldn't believe she had a boyfriend. And anytime she was rude to her boyfriend I would say something about it and he would just act like "I'm okay with it" wtf I ended up getting such a big crush on the uglier of the two girls that i was shocked.

    First Name Last NameFirst Name Last Name7 өдрийн өмнө
  • She probably thinks earth is as flat as her chest 17:56

    Moody is sleepingMoody is sleeping7 өдрийн өмнө
  • no. it does not sound right

    Angil StuartAngil Stuart7 өдрийн өмнө
  • Man that first one... "I'm fit but I don't wanna do physical stuff, I'm good with people but want to be left alone, I'm hard working but I wanna slack off, and I want more money than I'm worth"...

    Michael AthensMichael Athens8 өдрийн өмнө
  • I currently live in Texas. My husband has lived here his whole life. He told me it almost never snows here and when it does it’s only a couple of inches. They don’t have salt trucks here. I’ve briefly lived in northern Texas not far from Oklahoma and it was over 70 that winter. I’d say their statement is potentially correct.

    Holly HartwickHolly Hartwick8 өдрийн өмнө
  • Ahaha.... Im from Oklahoma... EVERYTHING AMD I MEAN EVERYTHING was covered in ice. It was beautiful but it was real cold

    Glimmer SaukurynGlimmer Saukuryn8 өдрийн өмнө
  • Ngl I was smiling abt the “bride” who demanded money to go to Hawaii because I LIVE in Hawaii and it just feels nice to know ppl who are selfish most likely won’t get a free trip here unless they have a way(most likely a bad one)

    ConoviConovi8 өдрийн өмнө
  • as someone who lives in oklahoma, no 70 degrees doesn’t sound right lol. it usually gets about 35-50 on average here in winter

    rileyriley8 өдрийн өмнө
  • It depends some years we do have days that are 70 degrees other days it's sleeting no in-betweens for December we usually have snow around January and February

    Gary EslicjkGary Eslicjk8 өдрийн өмнө
  • Oklahoma in December is not 70deg... freezing with possibilities of feet of snow. I’m actually not from there but my family is from Amarillo which is on the same latitudinal plane and every thanksgiving and Christmas ive ever spent there was a white one.

    ————————————-————————————-8 өдрийн өмнө
  • God dude The roommate one, that gave me whiplash from how fast he went from completely normal to absolutely insane.

    MelodyMelody9 өдрийн өмнө
  • Weddings are not and will never be a single person special day. The wedding is the special day of both people getting married, and their families to a degree assuming they are not abusive. Nobody ever has the right to act like it's all about them. It's extremely disturbing when people say that they wanted to be

    MelodyMelody9 өдрийн өмнө
  • There is one theory that would allow the earth to be both flat and round… toilet-paper-roll-shaped-earth.

    Little LyraLittle Lyra9 өдрийн өмнө
  • As someone with a kitchen fetish. (my dream house is a kitchen with a house built around it) I absolutely understand bragging about good knives

    jayrentsjayrents9 өдрийн өмнө
  • if you are lazy and smart you can find a lot of creative way to complete things the easy way

    rivelrivel9 өдрийн өмнө
  • 9:25 guy said he doesn't like judgmental people, is literally judging. No therapy? I can see why. Also, going to report them for what? This guy is fucking insane.

    Cookie MonsterCookie Monster9 өдрийн өмнө
  • "Take it or leave it!" "I'll leave it" -in Rslash voice- "WHAAAAAT?!"

    Cookie MonsterCookie Monster9 өдрийн өмнө
  • He is out of his mind, but he's right.

    Amber LyleAmber Lyle9 өдрийн өмнө
  • it was 85 on christmas here in texas a few years ago. the weather down south be wildin' honestly. it went from high 60's to 90+ in a month here.

    Booya BitchesBooya Bitches9 өдрийн өмнө
  • What’s the difference between a mandatory volunteer and a slave?

    Matthew LongMatthew Long9 өдрийн өмнө
  • 5:46 when i can understand the name is Sarah or Sasha: am i special mind reader super inteligant person?

    gameplayincgameplayinc9 өдрийн өмнө
  • You might not understand it, but some good knieves really make a difference... In the kitchen I mean

    Dániel SzilágyiDániel Szilágyi9 өдрийн өмнө
  • Oklahoma is not 70 degrees in December. It’s cold.

    Fry BitFry Bit9 өдрийн өмнө
  • He has everything! Even a crappy personality!

    L CL C9 өдрийн өмнө
  • It’s roughly nice but not everyday is good

    Carson PershicaCarson Pershica9 өдрийн өмнө
  • 1:41 i like how you went from his voice being rather normal and non entitled, to a bumbling entitled idiot. just a very funny detail i'd like to point out lol.

    CyanideCyanide10 өдрийн өмнө
  • wdym "body count can't be higher than one"

    YpYp10 өдрийн өмнө
  • *welcome to r/choosingbeggar*

    Mark WalkerMark Walker10 өдрийн өмнө
  • Most of these are repeated from other videos

    TFtusaveTFtusave10 өдрийн өмнө
  • I wonder if this guy sat and was like" why do people keep disconnecting?"

    Yelyahfan88 xYelyahfan88 x10 өдрийн өмнө
  • I calculated the first post and in order for that guy to get around 46k yearly, he has to find a daily job that has either 5.25$/hour salary or 3,833.33$ monthly salary

    Virgo_VVirgo_V10 өдрийн өмнө
  • 16:45 dang, Jim Jones would have been a great fit for this lady, too bad his body count was almost 1000

    denvera1g1denvera1g110 өдрийн өмнө
  • 9:00 that's real tough because I have good knives xD and I like bragging about them ( I cook alot so I like my knives xD )

    Jonathon PowersJonathon Powers10 өдрийн өмнө
  • You think the people making these posts are even as good as "average?" You are valuing them far higher than I would, I suspect most of them are 2-3's, not 5-6's.

    1000101100010110 өдрийн өмнө
  • the girl looking for a man is probably hiding from the police if she does not want to date people in the army/special forces

    Bryatt JohnsonBryatt Johnson10 өдрийн өмнө
  • I swear these people all want things that either don't exist or are impossible clearly they were never taught about reality

    Dutch VanderlindeDutch Vanderlinde11 өдрийн өмнө
  • Even thought I live in PA I don’t think Oklahoma will be 70 in the middle of winter and I felt like that says it 70 is like telling a cat to fight the water god posiden(I think) and telling everyone that he will win

    Chase GarmanChase Garman11 өдрийн өмнө
  • The most ridiculous thing about the wedding story is that people aren’t the same size! An European, an Asian, an black person and an indigenous person can all be their thinnest and they will still be different sizes. You know, there’s something after the flesh called BONES. (Also I just noticed black can’t be n offensive term in America, but in my country it isn’t so I wasn’t being rude)

    Hydra 229Hydra 22911 өдрийн өмнө
  • Oklahoma boy here yeah that chick is delusional 70 degrees in December I wish

    ghost Andersonghost Anderson11 өдрийн өмнө
  • 70° in december is not uncommon in texas, even a few weeks before or after the snow storm. I dont know what the weather is usually like in Oklahoma but it could be similar.

    Matthew BrownMatthew Brown11 өдрийн өмнө
  • When I asked about what about guns and literally told me like perfect timing

    Mr. glitchMr. glitch11 өдрийн өмнө
  • I've heard that one about that Bridezilla who wanted all her bridesmaid to be size 8 and demanded $500 for her honeymoon. I just know no one went to that wedding, not even the BBF that wasn't a Maid of Honor. Also: Anime fans are usually everything, if not most of what that douchebag hates.

    Saki LynnSaki Lynn11 өдрийн өмнө
  • The thumbnail for this one made ma laugh pretty hard

    General GreyGeneral Grey11 өдрийн өмнө
  • Oklahoma fan here! In NO way is it 70° in winter lol

    I don’t like Blue cheeseI don’t like Blue cheese11 өдрийн өмнө
  • December temperature for Oklahoma is 46-54 degrees (mild temperature) and lows are 19-33. All on average temps.

    Janet VargasJanet Vargas11 өдрийн өмнө
  • That whole deducation is kinda stupid. 20% of the people own... meant 20% of the _total_ population, not the amount you just deducted previously.

    ShelLuserShelLuser11 өдрийн өмнө
  • How about this for being picky? Must be over 30 and under 75 Green skin (Like James T. Kirk) Japanese or Korean preferred but don't have to be. Christian Methodist or Baptist preferred Is ok with cats and dogs. Must be pretty on the inside, calm, patient, loving, easy to talk to Some what slender to medium build that don't mind to exercise, that can help me to exercise. Willing to help me clean house. Do you think this is being overly picky?

    DatreborDatrebor11 өдрийн өмнө
  • Yeah here in Oklahoma oncethe winter was so hot it reached 92F and I was mowing grass...

    Sped DemunSped Demun11 өдрийн өмнө
  • Texas weather is all over the place in n December. It could be 70 during the day and 20 at night. Just depends on what it wants to do.

    yodels17yodels1711 өдрийн өмнө
  • the female roommate post's list of things such as the food processer, knives, crockpot and other kitchen items makes it sound like he's the type that believes women belong in the kitchen and should be submissive to him

    Jangoman 097Jangoman 09712 өдрийн өмнө
  • what did the paramedics do to that woman-?

    Othtor PotatoOthtor Potato12 өдрийн өмнө
  • Lol the anime guy had to make a new kik XD

    Jak LucaJak Luca12 өдрийн өмнө
  • But will she make any exceptions?

    Brian WalkerBrian Walker12 өдрийн өмнө
  • If it's a mandatory donation... Then it isn't... A... Donation... 😂

    Ki Ji HoonKi Ji Hoon12 өдрийн өмнө
  • Actually in Oklahoma it doesnt get in the 70s during winter mostly 60s but sometimes it gets colder than that so if you want warm weather in December try further south like Florida or Africa

    Kashyia CooperKashyia Cooper13 өдрийн өмнө
  • Good luck to the husband ✌️

    Just A PersonJust A Person13 өдрийн өмнө
  • 70 degrees in Oklahoma in December isn't likely. We can get that high in December, but it's not common and is very short lived. Oklahoma temperature swings heavily. Like 72 high and 33 low in the same day. That's rare (maybe 1-2 days in the month of December). It's more commonly in the 40s-low 60s during December. We get a little bit of weather from everywhere.

    Jerrod FrostJerrod Frost13 өдрийн өмнө
  • The fuck is chaka chaka?

    conmadbenconmadben13 өдрийн өмнө
  • 10:05 : What a freak... he needs therapy.

    OctoliciaOctolicia13 өдрийн өмнө
  • Oklahoma in December gets under 30 degrees

    Chip JonesChip Jones13 өдрийн өмнө