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r/Idontworkherelady OP gets a call from his boss, who yells at him because he was late for work. The problem? OP doesn't work even work there! That's right, OP got yelled at in a job that he doesn't even have. OP tried to explain that he doesn't work there, but that wasn't good enough. He got fired! LOL! If you enjoyed this story, hit the subscribe button to support my channel!

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  • If you're not subscribed to my channel, then YOU'RE FIRED!

    rSlashrSlash2 жилийн өмнө
    • 👀

      White Sand WolfWhite Sand Wolf3 өдрийн өмнө
    • @Wiktor 91018 lol

      Nguyen Duc HanhNguyen Duc Hanh21 өдрийн өмнө
    • I don't work here.

      New Zealand BallNew Zealand BallСарын өмнө
    • 500th comment No I’m not,I don’t work here

      Sem Wu LiangSem Wu Liang2 сарын өмнө
    • So concludes this comment section

      Brett BaglioBrett Baglio3 сарын өмнө
  • There was an old song which ran something like this: "OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE. OH DEAR!"

    Seraglio BorneoSeraglio BorneoӨдрийн өмнө
  • Oh...my...god. The elderly lady is the absolute GOAT.

    Erin CahoonErin Cahoon2 өдрийн өмнө
  • This was 2 years ago and it still makes me laugh so hard about the elderly couple. That lady is a beast and my idle. Karen deserved that.

    ellengabelellengabel2 өдрийн өмнө
  • Thinking "oh that's cute she gave him some money" Then i found out what she gave him i cackled like a fucin witch

    Michael HendrickxMichael Hendrickx6 өдрийн өмнө
  • "It is either a scam or an MLM" So it's a scam or a scam.

    Aether ToastAether Toast6 өдрийн өмнө
  • how is... how do they... ho... why? they really think that couple more questions would suddenly make him work there? "What do you mean you don't work here"... And what could that possibly mean ffs? and now I'm yet another time angry at a person who *presumably* live in another country and didn't do anything to me personally... Hm...

    Adam BrightAdam Bright7 өдрийн өмнө
  • what WAHT

    antonio Rosatiantonio Rosati7 өдрийн өмнө
    • I mean wait WHAT

      antonio Rosatiantonio Rosati7 өдрийн өмнө
  • 3:23 It would be at this point I say fuck it and just book it to my car.

    DeadakusDeadakus7 өдрийн өмнө
  • is it common for people to lie about where they work since so many seem to not belive "I don't work here" ?

    freeflyingfairyfreeflyingfairy7 өдрийн өмнө
  • I took a marketing job with a window company in my early 20's I wont say which one just that they have the same name as a certain well known restaurant chain the job title was field marketing representative the job itself? Was to spend 6 to 9 hrs in a specific big box store (you know the one where you'll find all the crazies) harassing their customer base (specifically home owners) to enter them into a sweepstakes (which required the personal information of said customers which was then used to call them to harass them into purchasing our windows...yep that's right I was the first step to those annoying phone calls we all hate) the sweepstakes was a real thing though so I felt a little less bad about my job one of the lines we were required to say to make our windows more appealing is that they were bulletproof now me being a gun nut knows full well nothing is truly bullet proof just bullet resistant til it isnt well one day the marketing manager happened to be there while I was engaging with a customer, (professional way of saying harassing some poor sob on boss's orders), this guy genuinely seemed interested in our offer and we got to talking about the product line it's great insulation and ability to lower your electric bill (I shit you not these people wanted these poor customers to believe these windows could raise jesus) now having alot of family in construction ik a good set of windows can indeed help lower your electric bill but only marginally but since it wasnt a lie I talked it up as I was supposed to now after this customer entered our sweepstakes the marketing manager came up and asked why I didnt point out that they were bullet proof ( that's right I just conned this poor sod into receiving phone calls from us at all hrs of the night and this biotch is complaining that me exaggerating their windows wasnt good enough and that I should've outright lied) now at the time I was 22 just had my first son and was trying to be a better man for him so I told her that I am more than happy to walk around and bother people while they are just trying to shop but that I will not lie to their customers just to sell a few windows she fired me on the spot a week later I called her up told her my parents were interested in their "bullet proof windows and asked if she could accompany a salesman and bring along a sample like the one we had outside of our kiosk ( I had told my father exactly how I lost my job and it didnt sit right with him so he wanted to prove something to these people beyond a shadow of a doubt) so 2 weeks later the marketing manager and a sales rep show up with the demo product (now lemme be clear the only difference between their actual windows and their demo windows is that their demo windows srent mounted into a house so essentially it's a fully functioning product just not installed) my dad tells them they can set up the demo in the back yard and they do so so my dad sits there talking with them asking lots of questions (hes one of the family members who worked in construction that I mentioned earlier so he knows his stuff fairly well) and then without missing a beat he excuses himself then comes back in less than 3 mins he then asks if their windows are bulletproof or bullet resistant at this point the marketing managers face turns pale white I'm pretty sure she knew where this is going the sales rep then immediately responds buddy you could hold this window in front of you while on tour in iraq and never catch a bullet (very important side note my dad isn't my birth father he raised me since I was about 9 and has a son of his own whose older than me and a military vet so this visibly struck a nerve ) he pulls out his glock says in his booming voice clear the range live fire the sales rep and marketing manager got up do god damn fast I swear they were in two places at once my dad then proceeds to empty the whole mag into this window the window sill the whole shebang by the time he cleared the weapon there was just plastic and glass all over the yard he looks dead ass at the sales rep and without missing a beat says "I'm really happy the military issued my son body armor and not one of your windows" I'm dying laughing at this point needless to say a few months later their kiosk was gone and a few weeks after that they were in my areas big box store (same chain) and were no longer advertising their bulletproof windows

    Chris HodgesChris Hodges8 өдрийн өмнө
  • The woman in the Aldi incident was surprisingly not all a Karen in the end.

    UpchucGamezUpchucGamez8 өдрийн өмнө
  • 10:25 Implying MLMs aren’t scams

    Ace Pony Productions17Ace Pony Productions178 өдрийн өмнө
  • If the candy apples were up your ass you’d know where they were!

    Kevin McCarthyKevin McCarthy8 өдрийн өмнө
  • What do you mean "Scam OR MLM". MLMs ARE a scam.

    EmEm8 өдрийн өмнө
  • I love this Grandma and I wish I was related to her

    ryutheslayer123ryutheslayer1239 өдрийн өмнө
  • Apparently, if you help someone you must work there because who would ever help someone out of kindness, right?

    Bill SooBill Soo9 өдрийн өмнө
  • The employees here...well....don't. What does that even mean?

    Being AlexBeing Alex9 өдрийн өмнө
  • That last one definetly took place in Germany sounds a lot like the people here

    The awoken dragonThe awoken dragon9 өдрийн өмнө
  • It seems the simple act of helping somebody selflessly is absolutely alien to these Karens.

    Blade RunnerBlade Runner11 өдрийн өмнө
  • That story was posted before from the autistic persons perspective

    Dr. Coomer CloneDr. Coomer Clone14 өдрийн өмнө
  • rSlash is such an amazing narrator and I cant stop watching his vids 👏 really appealing not gonna lie

    X_cayde7_XX_cayde7_X15 өдрийн өмнө
  • thhe 1st story well 3 guys in bintulu a big town thats like 2 times larger than london by area but has like 100k peaple in sarawak malasia works 24 7 nonstop for a week then 2 days of rest then 1 week poor poor 3 guys


    GarcelloGarcello16 өдрийн өмнө
  • Your elderly lady voice always sounds a little like an EP voice... Even non-EGPs...

    TJAwsmnessTJAwsmness17 өдрийн өмнө
  • I can kind of understand the last entitled lady, it seems like she was less entitled and just super stressed about giving her grandkid a good birthday, and being older probably has a bit of a hard time processing information. Her actions were inexcusable but yeah.

    Your Resident GingerYour Resident Ginger17 өдрийн өмнө
  • 11:10 i belive thats ocd no autistism ik cause i have both

    XxKrazyKrewxX LXxKrazyKrewxX L17 өдрийн өмнө
  • The old lady seriously needs to be on r/bossfights

    Vortex_DarkheartVortex_Darkheart20 өдрийн өмнө
  • The old lady is a godess. Praise her or your hardware will be confiscated and incinerated.

    Vortex_DarkheartVortex_Darkheart20 өдрийн өмнө
  • Sure that was SuperGran!!

    Andi DevlinAndi Devlin20 өдрийн өмнө
  • the real question is why did the guy try to stop the stuff falling over in the first place after she screamed at him

    mystical being89mystical being8921 өдрийн өмнө
  • in that first story, at the end I fell over laughing!!!

    Stevio 3457Stevio 345723 өдрийн өмнө
  • I don’t understand why people don’t understand the phrase “I don’t work here”. Like, why would they lie?

    Typhonis707Typhonis70724 өдрийн өмнө
  • Karen: I AM NEVER CONING BACK What my reply would have been: OK.....well bye then

    Funny WelshmanFunny Welshman27 өдрийн өмнө
  • Is there just a shit load of emotionally traumatized people out there? I don't understand the lack of focus from people. I have confused people in stores for employees before, but when I realize they are in fact not employees I laugh at myself, apologize and feel a bit embarrassed for not only looking foolish but for bothering someone. I just can not understand how people freak out in public like that.

    matt reevesmatt reeves29 өдрийн өмнө
  • Don't upset elderly people, they give no fucks.

    matt reevesmatt reeves29 өдрийн өмнө
  • loose the stupid voices

    Johnny CuppsJohnny CuppsСарын өмнө
  • The Karen in the Apple juice story is making my lose IQ points

    Adriaan BennAdriaan BennСарын өмнө
    • But yeah. What an interesting end

      Adriaan BennAdriaan BennСарын өмнө
  • The Gramma is the GOAT

    Adriaan BennAdriaan BennСарын өмнө
  • Anyone else tear up about the door guard and the young man or is there a onion ninja in my house

    just herejust hereСарын өмнө
  • A Kare said Thank you. Hope for humanity Restored

    Not Lord GolsNot Lord GolsСарын өмнө
  • Here's what we all can take from that first story, don't f**k around with grandma. She has a lot of experience and a little time, plus zero f**s. Screw honey badgers, it's old people that don't give a f**k!

    Don T TugaDon T TugaСарын өмнө
  • That elderly woman is an evil genius

    AlfieAlfieСарын өмнө
  • Oh. My. F*@*ing. Gawd. I laughed sooo hard when he pulled the screws out of his pocket. Thanks, I needed that!!

    Elisabeth RankinElisabeth RankinСарын өмнө
  • Good story but way too wordy.

    Dem GuizDem GuizСарын өмнө
  • Why is the reading weird? Too dramatic, unnecessary.

    Miz_ Pi3Miz_ Pi32 сарын өмнө
  • Why do people take a small gesture of kindness as a sign of being employed?

    DarkNikiDarkNiki2 сарын өмнө
  • Note for ho you pronounced Aldi: it’s ‘All-dee’, not ‘Al-dee’.

    Jack HolmJack Holm2 сарын өмнө
  • The Aldi/apple juice story reads like an Abbott & Costello skit.

    PatrickRsGhostPatrickRsGhost2 сарын өмнө
  • Dj. Rjffjfjfjfffjjj. For f jfjfj. Fun f j f j dj. F.

    Carlos AgredanoCarlos Agredano2 сарын өмнө
  • Old lady stealth: lvl 💯 Aswell as pettiness

    lordisaac minionlordisaac minion2 сарын өмнө
  • Even autistic people hate Karens.

    Flamethrower82Flamethrower822 сарын өмнө
  • For once I want to read one of these where the OP just punches the f_cking Karen in the face (or balls if appropriate).

    SensibilitySensibility2 сарын өмнө
  • It's either a scam or an MLM. In other words, it's a scam?

    Gary MyersGary Myers2 сарын өмнө
  • 11:10 He’s doing amazing Few seconds later Most folks notice he’s doing a bang up job... Bang up usually means bad.

    00100111001001112 сарын өмнө
  • Candy Apple Story - The woman should have been made to pick up the cans she deliberately knocked all over the floor.

    Alice WilloughbyAlice Willoughby2 сарын өмнө
  • That MLM place....might as well apply for unemployment then, since they were convinced they'd hired you and then they fired you!

    Hodge ElmwoodHodge Elmwood2 сарын өмнө
  • The last lady I feel remorse for, because she really just probably wanted to get what she needed and bring her grandson a treat. Her actions were wrong, as she shouldn't have yelled at everyone. Some people do struggle with temper. She probably was stressed to. Again, she should've conducted herself better, but I get she just wanted to keep a promise to her grandson.

    SakakurakinSakakurakin2 сарын өмнө
  • A person helping the elderly at a store Karen: It's free real estate

    theligitkittenga mertheligitkittenga mer2 сарын өмнө
  • "Raging thunderc*nt." I gotta use that one.

    Priscilla EmeraldPriscilla Emerald2 сарын өмнө
  • "He was sorting the flowers by the color of the flowers, the size of the pots, and was doing a bang up job at it" Me, an autistic person myself: godspeed you aspie king

    wandering1976wandering19762 сарын өмнө
  • That Old Lady is a Angel, fucking legend

    Brian CurtisBrian Curtis3 сарын өмнө
  • I kinda feel bad for the candy apple lady- like sure she was rude and being stupid but I think she might’ve just been stressed, that sometimes brings out the worst in people.

    { Displeased Lemon }{ Displeased Lemon }3 сарын өмнө
  • The apple juice incident is literally related to my brother asking me to help with stuff on his mac even though im as clueless as he is but hes denying like everything i say

    Justin ParkJustin Park3 сарын өмнө
  • The petty revenge that the grandma dished out might have backfired since the Karen likely tormented store employees while demanding a refund due to the missing hardware.

    borgranta61103borgranta611033 сарын өмнө
  • Best gramma I’ve ever heard of lol

    Ashleigh AlexanderAshleigh Alexander3 сарын өмнө
  • Why are people so polite? The Candy Apples woman should have gotten the response after here third question like this: “Well maybe the candy apples are in your ass, check there you fucking moron”.

    erike76erike763 сарын өмнө
  • Did anyone else catch the flash of the rslash logo at 2:23? I was hoping for a funny subliminal message. :p

    Tyler PfleddererTyler Pfledderer3 сарын өмнө
  • *Old Woman* Cunning: _100_ Stealth: _100_

    SkeptiskSkeptisk3 сарын өмнө
  • The elderly lady has been around, so knew she needed to fix that entitled waste of human air. In addition, why do these crazy people feel the need to lay their dirty hands on people? Don't they know they could catch hands being laid on them and not in a blessing way?

    Steve CharlesSteve Charles3 сарын өмнө
  • EB = Entitled Woman? Huh...I though the B would be Bitch not Woman.

    BobBob3 сарын өмнө
  • Imagine if all karens keep doing the "I'll never come back to this store" so in the end one store ends up being used by Karens, Worked by Karens and Managed by Karens

    Noel HernandezNoel Hernandez3 сарын өмнө
  • This last story shows that these might be completely reasonable people who are just having a really, really bad day.

    EldarEldar3 сарын өмнө
  • And here is a big grin, too. I love the old Lady :D

    Lady DachschadenLady Dachschaden3 сарын өмнө
  • I don't get these Karens. Do they really think employees claim they don't work at places to get out of helping?

    FittikFittik3 сарын өмнө
  • that grandma tho!

    PaladinDankPaladinDank3 сарын өмнө
  • :[

    [Very Sad Cat] :C[Very Sad Cat] :C3 сарын өмнө
  • Play the video at 2:23 at 0.25x speed

    Fice LiarkFice Liark3 сарын өмнө
  • Tbh I like the wholesome ending to the last story. Sometimes Karens got reasons for being Karen-y.

    Bigslam1993Bigslam19933 сарын өмнө
  • Imagine getting the impression that Aldi-clerks going incognito.

    Bigslam1993Bigslam19933 сарын өмнө
  • That granny is my soulmate.

    Bigslam1993Bigslam19933 сарын өмнө
  • The candy apple lady. Perhaps some people get so wound up their brains freeze.

    g simpsong simpson3 сарын өмнө
  • Dang that old lady must have maxed out her pickpocketing and stealth, that was some clean sabotage.

    MasterJayShayMasterJayShay4 сарын өмнө
  • Is an MLM and a scam almost the same thing, you know how almost everyone can’t even get the salary of an low wage job.

    PackwolfPackwolf4 сарын өмнө
  • R/bullshitstoriesfromReddit

    Jerry BoicsJerry Boics4 сарын өмнө
  • Okay. I know this video is a year old, but I have a sorta similar issue with Cutco. One of my best friends worked for them for a bit and they encouraged their employees to recommend friends as potential hires. He put me down figuring I’d either try for a job or say no (he gave me a heads up) and when they called me I told them I wasn’t comfortable with going door to door selling things. (As a young woman with mild social anxiety I was well aware that ‘career path’ wasn’t for me) The lady on the phone assured me that they had need for people to answer phones as well and if I was interested she could set up an interview for that. This... this I thought I could do... and I really needed a job. So I figured what the heck, I’ll give it a shot. So I go in a few days later for the interview. Turns out there were a lot of us, and after this big presentation they sit us down for the individual interviews. Apparently I passed with flying colors, however when I asked about the position I’d been told I was interviewing for, since the entire presentation was about door to door, I was told that they weren’t hiring for that and NO ONE would have told me that... ... uh... okay... It’s safe to say I no longer had any interest in working there ever. The atmosphere for me suddenly went from slightly awkward to WARNING WILL ROBINSON WARNING And as soon as it was polite to do so, I vacated the premises. I was then hounded for several WEEKS by the guy who had interviewed me even though I made it clear that I had no interest in being a door to door saleswoman. (Plus my car was very much out of commission at the time, but even that fact didn’t dissuade him.) It got to the point where I had to tell him I’d gotten a position somewhere else for him to finally leave me alone. (Though my dad was very much ready to give him a piece of his mind) I think I still have a voicemail or two somewhere... maybe... I’d have to look. It was several years ago.

    FirstStrike1177FirstStrike11774 сарын өмнө
  • The autistic story would make anyone extremely satisfying but wished it ended with a police report for assault. But the candy apple story made me think I might be the a$$hole lol

    Jay BrooksJay Brooks4 сарын өмнө
  • TIL that me sorting games in the store was already an asperger symptome

    polski dezerterpolski dezerter4 сарын өмнө
  • Me when the last story has a wholesome ending: where’s the “SIKE!” moment?

    DeathDragon1730DeathDragon17304 сарын өмнө
  • I work at Aldi

    Ezra She-wolfEzra She-wolf4 сарын өмнө
  • The dude in the thumbnail looks like the dollar tree version of Saddam Hussein

    Yeetus FetusYeetus Fetus4 сарын өмнө
  • dude this is legendary

    Jordan LiskJordan Lisk4 сарын өмнө
  • rSlash: ...It's either a scam or an MLM Me: Same thing

    Alexander BakerAlexander Baker4 сарын өмнө
  • I love wholesome endings.

    Xian FoxXian Fox4 сарын өмнө
  • I nearly cried when the autistic man had patted op's shoulder. I loved that so much. That, added with the voice creates a heartwarming picture to behold.

    Xian FoxXian Fox4 сарын өмнө
  • I've had some WTF ones...once in a while I will overhear someone mumbling about not being able to find something I also wanted, and can point out (e.g. JUST found it previously on my list) and then get others that act like I should know everything. Like chill, no I just also happened to be buying THE SAME THING so I happened to know that answer. Or offered to help someone who was too short reach something up high. Because I chose to help someone if its convenient and I'm able doesn't mean I will help everyone all day long, ESPECIALLY if you act like a nutter.

    Matthew MillerMatthew Miller4 сарын өмнө
  • First thing first. Don't get involved in other people's business. Leave the old lady alone, leave the car to spill over, see your own needs, like going home and resting because you have busy schedule ahead, don't lollygag at the store.

    Tommy BTommy B4 сарын өмнө
  • We really need a Purge day but exclusively against the worst of humanity like Karens

    Lord MegawinLord Megawin4 сарын өмнө
  • Charities are a scam. When we had the devastating bushfires here in 2019/2020 a certain organization with the initials RC had a bushfire appeal,raising millions of dollars,supposedly to help victims of the fires. It then came to light that the money wouldn't be exclusively for the bushfire victims but could be used across whatever programmes and services they provide. Once the money is in their hand they do with it what they want even though people donated under the belief it would all go to the bushfire victims. A scam to me.

    Tally Ho rizzlaTally Ho rizzla4 сарын өмнө
  • Me, a former Aldi employee as soon as the candy apples were mentioned: Damn, those are good. Too bad they're a seasonal item. 😂

    Kayla DePouwKayla DePouw4 сарын өмнө