r/Pettyrevenge My Roommate Stole My Food, So I Fed Him Dog Treats!

r/Pettyrevenge OP has a new roommate who is constantly stealing his food and snacks. He tries to confront his roommate about it, but nothing ever works. So, he decides to enact some petty revenge by storing dog treats that look like cookies in the kitchen. When the roommate eats all of the dog treats and later complains about them, OP reveals his little trick: they were dog treats! The roommate stopped stealing food after that revelation.

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  • I will never fuck with Jelly Belly again. Once my friend and I had a pack of those and I ate the BLACK one "skunk spray" I legit had to go to the sink and wash out my mouth and the taste lasted for 3 days. My friend laughed... months later HE had a pack of them and out came a black one. He decided to try and one up me so he ate it I couldn't stop laughing as he washed his mouth and complained for 3 days :)

    dyslexic furrydyslexic furry6 өдрийн өмнө
  • Hi

    Alex FloresAlex Flores28 өдрийн өмнө
  • Are those jelly bellys the ones from Harry Potter!?

    Nova KaneNova KaneСарын өмнө
  • My cousin's name is Joshua... Just say'n

  • I’ve seen enough of these videos, I think I should subscribe now. I can’t get enough bro, keep the good work up

    PicoPicoСарын өмнө
  • What’s funny is that my name is Josh and my buddy’s name is Nathan 😂 what a coincidence

    Reckless.c4Reckless.c4Сарын өмнө
  • i wouldnt even say the first one is revenge its just bonding and wholesomeness!

    subby27subby27Сарын өмнө
  • The Josh and Nate story was so funny and silly.

    Levi RussellLevi RussellСарын өмнө
  • For the bathroom story: The guy wasn’t doing his job properly. I cleaned bathrooms for a very long time as part of my old job. You always do one first, then the other. That way if someone needs the bathroom, one of them is always available. Second, there are plenty of people, including myself, who have medical conditions that cause them to have emergencies regarding the bathroom. You never, EVER leave it so that there’s no possible way for someone with an emergency to use the bathroom. Also, some people might not want to say that it’s an emergency, because it’s embarassing. Thats why we were always told to just quickly make sure one stall was able to be used as fast as possible if someone needed it badly, even if it meant we had to stop cleaning to wait for them.

    Patton DurioPatton DurioСарын өмнө

    Godzilla EarthGodzilla EarthСарын өмнө
  • that first story went from rivalry to "eh who cares lets continue"

    CringeMemerCringeMemerСарын өмнө
  • I have to say though, some people do want into the toilet just because they're entitled, but others may have severe bowel or bladder problems that makes it a simple either run to the toiler or shit water to the floor. Especially because she's cleaning both of the bathrooms at the same time, there may be no choice but to get in. And in that kind of situation, especially because this kind of conditions already cause depression and anxiety, what she's doing can make it a lot, lot worse for these people.

    StruudelisStruudelis2 сарын өмнө
  • Is nicknames not common in USA? My names already short but people call me Eddy

    Miss EdenMiss Eden2 сарын өмнө
  • I would let anyone mooch of my nextflix No need to give Netflix more money

    James OrrJames Orr2 сарын өмнө
  • She got beanboozled

    nickthecat gamernickthecat gamer2 сарын өмнө
  • 8:26 Btw the why not trying to be rude and petty but if anyone wants to know those jelly bean are called bean booziled

    Jeni CliftonJeni Clifton2 сарын өмнө
  • OMG I love the beanboozled ones

    Ashira HaukeAshira Hauke2 сарын өмнө
  • THATS WHY WE CALL MY COUSIN BUBBA 🤣🤣 I didnt know that 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    Lil SunflowerLil Sunflower2 сарын өмнө
  • i cant imagine how much time it took to say “this ones by itchyredbump” without laughing

    onion manonion man2 сарын өмнө
  • The Jelly Belly one reminds me of when my younger cousins kept eating my food when we went to an amusement park together. When my cousins were on a park ride, I bought a box of Bertie Botts and meticulously pecked through the box to eat all the good beans. Unlike the Jelly Belly game, Bertie Botts colors all the bad flavors differently than the good flavors so none of them are a guess. When they came back, they almost immediately saw my new snack and poured some out without asking. Their faces were hilarious to watch.

    natkatmacnatkatmac2 сарын өмнө
  • E

    Myles ManiesMyles Manies2 сарын өмнө
  • I worked at a gas station and have cleaned a lot of batrooms, but I never ever got a sick satisfaction from turning people away - it's a bodily function these people are going to relieve - not an urgent hair saloon appointment - why do you think there is a saying "pissed". When You need to go - you get irritated and you are derermined to "go", no signs at eye-level are going to stop a need. So get off your high horse cleaners and hope You never have an urgent need when there is only one bathroom available and it's occupied by a grumpy cleaner "just trying to work in piece." We need more tolerance, people...

    MaijaMaija2 сарын өмнө
  • The most manly men buddies, are like a puppy farm! Physical contact and pet names are totally normal behaviour! It's especcially common in closely nitted sport teams and the military. It's mostly just immature and sexually frustrated men that cringe at those behaviours and consider it "girl stuff".

    Robin93kRobin93k2 сарын өмнө
  • ok so hear me out the cookie thief is a reverse choosing beggar he knows that didn't cost him anything and despite the taste ate them anyway

    Shagar Gaming CentralShagar Gaming Central2 сарын өмнө
  • The first story is the one wholesome story in a sea of nasty, corrupted, terrible stories.

    Nathaniel JavorskiNathaniel Javorski2 сарын өмнө
  • Actually one of three things ate them all, ate one and threw the rest out, or shared them with the other new guys

    Dude ManDude Man2 сарын өмнө
  • 10:48 i know im above the average. Wtf of a statement is that

    MrAdultSwimMrAdultSwim2 сарын өмнө
  • As a woman who cannot wait to go find a bathroom if the one I am in front of is closed, I get it that some people are entitled. But some of us have physical problems that can’t wait and if the choice is the janitor had to wait 1 minute or I pee my pants, you know what I would choose.

    Kiriel BransonKiriel Branson2 сарын өмнө
  • Why does he sound dead inside

    Cesar LeonCesar Leon2 сарын өмнө
  • i honestly dont understand why islam like i most likely understood it wrong but it sounds racist to me

    NIWRTNIWRT2 сарын өмнө
  • Bean boozed always hated that game the grass and toothpaste flavors were manageable but everything else was awful

    Pasta ManPasta Man2 сарын өмнө
  • Bettie botts. Nice

    Sy WestSy West2 сарын өмнө
  • The first one is Hella wholesome

    Chris de BruinChris de Bruin2 сарын өмнө
  • So real story I was watching one of your videos then the post about the girl who maliciously complied and bought alot-o-alcohol then I clicked off and the first vid was "pass me a drink bartender"

    Kyle CicconeKyle Ciccone2 сарын өмнө
  • I remember the jellybelly 🤢

    Steven AllenSteven Allen2 сарын өмнө
  • The cleaner cleaning the toilet should put himself in other person shoes when they really need to go. I have a digestive problem and cleaners tried and failed from stopping me. It is easier for the cleaner to wait and reclean, rather than the person shitting their pants and doing the walk of shame.

    SandmanSandman2 сарын өмнө
  • Nah rSlash, you forgot the fact that they had several food thiefs so while the idiot he talked to maybe tried them once or twice (maybe thinking it was just one batch that tasted off), the other idiots probably stole them too.

    Fizel ShibaFizel Shiba2 сарын өмнө
  • 👋💜👋💜👋💜👋💜👋💜👋💜👋💜👍

    Platte pussPlatte puss2 сарын өмнө
  • About the jellybeans the toothpaste and tuty fruity ones taste good

    MusicalRozeMusicalRoze2 сарын өмнө
  • note i have had those terrible jellybelly's they're called bamboozled if i remember correctly and by far the worst flavor is puke as after my mom got it she had to spit it out according to her it tasted like actual puke her reaction was hilarious

    【ChibiPheo】【ChibiPheo】2 сарын өмнө
  • So the jelly-belly is basically bamboozle

    Young GeeYoung Gee2 сарын өмнө
  • Lol

    DylanhderDylanhder2 сарын өмнө
  • You sound like you haven't slept in a month

    Bertie BotsBertie Bots2 сарын өмнө
  • Yo.. uh RSLASH you okay? You used to read reddit stories with full of energy... are you sick? (If so please get some rest) -Some Conserned Internet User

    123oartas123oartas2 сарын өмнө
  • Let me get this right, she filled a sealed and pressurized aerosol hairspray canister with peroxide?

    Bizmo HumperdinkBizmo Humperdink2 сарын өмнө
  • That first one was wholesome petty revenge.

    King Ammonite the absolutely terrifyingKing Ammonite the absolutely terrifying2 сарын өмнө
  • On the ignoring closed signs: We had a restroom in the C-store I worked at years ago that was not draining properly. You could flush it about once an hour; anything more frequent and you'd be mopping. So we put a sign on the door, and three of those little yellow wet floor things blocking the little hall to the restroom with signs on them saying the restroom was out of order. I'm stocking the cooler when I hear the flush (adjacent wall). I come out of the cooler and run into this older lady who is now complaining how gross it is that the toilet has overflowed all over her shoes. I simply asked her which part of 'out of order' didn't she understand? If I could have made her mop it up, I would have. Some people are just either too fucking stupid or too ignorant to care. IDK.

    Firedrake1313Firedrake13132 сарын өмнө
  • I heard the word jelly belly and entitled and knew where it was going

    Kkgameing 2000Kkgameing 20002 сарын өмнө
  • Haha that jelly bean story reminded me of the M&M, Reese 's, Yorks and Skittles. I tried to trap the floor manager who was NOTORIOUS for mooching snacks off people's desks. However, instead I cought a co worker who did tell me they took some. We still laugh about it today.

    giovanni laboygiovanni laboy2 сарын өмнө
  • He said bettie bott’s beans, it’s “Bertie Bott’s every flavor beans” sorry, Just a Harry Potter fan, LOL

    Tiger Fang GamingTiger Fang Gaming2 сарын өмнө
  • 2:25 "It has a cleaning chemical in the water" Does it turn the frogs gay? XD

    Ash FenyxAsh Fenyx2 сарын өмнө
  • Lol the jelly bean game, I played that with my boyfriend the same day I asked him out

    Blackrose BudBlackrose Bud2 сарын өмнө
  • The jellybelly story in a nutshell: We've been tricked! We've been backstabbed! And we've been quite possibly, *beanboozled!*

    DoesMyBestDoesMyBest2 сарын өмнө
  • I'd use Josh. Change you're name legally if you want to be called somthing else. The weird thing about Robert is people call me Bob. Wtf is up with that...now that makes no sense!

    Robert PionRobert Pion2 сарын өмнө
  • I know the jell bean thing, they are called beanboozled jelly beans and I know for a fact I'm not wrong when I say toothpaste tasted so much better than blueberry

    Andrew JoergensenAndrew Joergensen2 сарын өмнө
  • I have an eerily similar story to the 1st op i had a schoolmate named nathan my name is marques, he called me mark and so i called him nate for a year b4 the same thing happened someone corrected him and he realized thats why i called him nate 😬😂

    Marques SearlsMarques Searls2 сарын өмнө
  • Am guessing the girl is 10 now

    Copcake BirdCopcake Bird2 сарын өмнө
  • I'm a janitor too where I work we can't tell anyone no about using the bathroom we are cleaning. You have men sometimes coming in pass the closed signs unzipping their fly. Then saying oh sorry I didn't know you where in here. You passed my cart and ducked my closed sign and you didn't know I was in here. Yeah right 😑

    rayona .knightrayona .knight2 сарын өмнө
  • "Honestly it is still one of my finest moments to date. Not really, you can change your profile settings yourself. From any profile. In fact, you can change the account email and password from any profile or just straight up delete the entire account. It is nice those chicks thought they were getting revenge but Netflix doesn't do an admin thing. Change your freaking password.

    yougosquishnowyougosquishnow2 сарын өмнө
  • When I was 16 I ate a rotten egg Jelly Belly and the taste of it still haunts me to this day…

    Gilliott MoriGilliott Mori2 сарын өмнө
  • The cookie one reminds me of another where the person stealing said they had to eat a tin of icing with them to choke em down

    Funtime KaceyFuntime Kacey2 сарын өмнө
  • The first one was wholesome..❤

    Marisol LopezMarisol Lopez2 сарын өмнө
  • Ah, Been-boozled! A lose lose situation for me. I don't like jellybeans.

    CorvusCorvus2 сарын өмнө
  • 5:30 was such a terrible way to start a sentence. I was briefly very confused at the subject of the sentence 🤣🤣🤣

    James BJames B2 сарын өмнө
  • The name one was kinda cute.🥰

    Lemur BlueLemur Blue2 сарын өмнө
  • Eh. You don't get to choose the nickname that other people refer to you by.

    Martyn de WeertMartyn de Weert2 сарын өмнө
  • As a veteran of flatmate experience...I like to think I know their logic (or lack thereof)... You see, if he had put the cookies back open...then someone would know they were taken...and thats it..!! As if the fact that they were missing, wasn't enough!! As a wiseguy once said... "You can't fix stupid!"

  • My dad calls me Bubba too despite my name being purely original to the family and our names not being alike. Now that I think about it, though, he and my uncle like to crack jokes about my mom being from Texas and she and I look alike in facial features. That’s probably where he got the idea. 😆

    JustinJustin2 сарын өмнө
  • Those Netflix stories are petty AF and I'm here for them! A few years ago, one of my cousins came from Guyana and stayed with us for a few months, to find a job and get his own place. I offered to share my Netflix and Hulu accounts with him because he would want something to do on his downtime as well. I made the mistake of sharing a line on our mobile data plan with him. He got a new phone and he initially agreed to pay me his share of the bill per month. I never seen a dime from him for months. I just paid the bill because of course we all needed phone service. Then he started making long distance calls and the bill was almost $1000 one month. My parents had to confront him about the crap that he was doing and had to make him pay for all the crap he did. I didn't care about him chipping in for the Netflix and Hulu. But as soon as he moved out, I changed all the passwords so he would have to get his own accounts. I mean he's married now so he probably can afford it. From that point forward, I don't give out my Netflix, Hulu, or even Disney Plus logins to anyone, not even family.

    Uthman BakshUthman Baksh2 сарын өмнө
  • 😂

    Katherine KnappKatherine Knapp2 сарын өмнө

    Mazen MakawiMazen Makawi2 сарын өмнө
  • 10:53 Okay, that’s rude, but very clever. As someone who makes threats for fun, I almost want to applaud her. But, as it’s mean-spirited, she doesn’t deserve to be applauded.

    Chelsea DonahueChelsea Donahue2 сарын өмнө
  • Bruh at my school there was 2 kids Joshua and nate preferred Nathaniel and they were friends now they aren't

    Alemayehu MeshesshaAlemayehu Meshessha2 сарын өмнө
  • Another potential explanation for the guy eating the dog oreos - he might have been telling each of his friends to eat them in turn, or they might have eaten them on their own. After all, it was mentioned that "students" (plural) were stealing the food

    JstarstudiosJstarstudios2 сарын өмнө
  • I really liked that first story - how two friends took irritation with each other and made it positive. Thanks for reading it to us. :)

    Ronstar308Ronstar3082 сарын өмнө
  • My brother-in-law insist on being called Michael instead of Mike. Which in general the human mind wants to use the most shortest context, it quick and easy to say

    Riche' WilsonRiche' Wilson2 сарын өмнө
  • Bertie Botts gets autocorrected, I guess.

    FutureBerea AlumnFutureBerea Alumn2 сарын өмнө
  • re: the last story. It just goes to show that uni students have no standards for food or otherwise. I lived in student halls for 4 years as a student. I know.

    Tanya PavlovaTanya Pavlova2 сарын өмнө
  • It just stuns me when people take things without asking. Someone could literally be giving away free food and I'd still ask if its okay.

    Kristina GarciaKristina Garcia2 сарын өмнө
  • Am I the only one that puts tons of toilet paper down on public toilet seats? Think I'm weird? Well I'm not the one literally touching butts with strangers.

    Saltine PandaSaltine Panda2 сарын өмнө
  • I have this issue where ALL people named William, I always revert to calling them Will. I had a coworker once by the name of Tobias, he wanted to be called Toby but I don't see many Tobias-es so I called him Tobias instead lol

    sthao1sthao12 сарын өмнө
  • 7:32 *dirty deeds done dirt cheap*

    Portal D. BreakerPortal D. Breaker2 сарын өмнө
  • My first job as an undergraduate was custodial, and I have a similar janitor story. Most of the time when people walked past the "bathroom closed" signs, they were apologetic when we told them it was closed, and most of the time it was because they mistook the sign for a "caution wet floor" sign. But on one occasion I had a Karen try to force her way into a bath room that I was deep cleaning. A toilet had overflowed and I was cleaning the bathroom with Foamy Q&A, which, for those who don't know, is a powerful hospital-grade cleaner that is literally acid. It has a Ph level of around 2. We diluted it but it could definitely still burn you if you didn't rinse it off immediately. And I was using this stuff to deep clean this bathroom, and Karen pushes in. I said, "We're closed." She said, "But I really need to use the bathroom!" I was dressed in safety goggles and had rubber gloves on, rubber boots on, the whole 9 yards. And you could smell the stuff. It smells something that can burn your skin off. And I said, "No, I can't let you in, the bathroom is closed. There's another one down the hall you can use." She got angry, and kept saying that she had to use this bathroom. I said, "Lady, I'm literally cleaning this bathroom with ACID. There is absolutely no WAY I'm letting you use this bathroom right now. Like I said, there's another bathroom down the hall. Use that one if you have to go so badly!" And she just huffed and said, "I don't have time for that", and stormed out. Seriously, in the time it took for this argument to take place, she could have used that bathroom. I suppose I could have let her in and then told her what she'd sat in. But I wanted to keep my job (and avoid a law suit and possible criminal investigation).

    Rachel MaxwellRachel Maxwell2 сарын өмнө
  • Skunk spray is the worst

    Timothy ReedTimothy Reed2 сарын өмнө
  • I can change my Netflix themes?! Omg that would save me so much time cause I just scroll and scroll looking for something interesting... wow I feel like an old lady lol

    Tyler HebertTyler Hebert2 сарын өмнө
  • Most excellent.

    tardis moletardis mole2 сарын өмнө
  • I used to call the father of my best friend Bob (real name whitney) he would in turn call me Bernice

    Caleigh RoseCaleigh Rose2 сарын өмнө
  • I'm almost positive that zealously religious believers are the most bigoted and hypocritical people in the world. Nobody can preach about love as proudly as they do and still display so much hate towards others who aren't exactly like they want them to be.

    Rage FuryRage Fury2 сарын өмнө
  • Okay, but I've used Vicks Vapor rub as a lip gloss a time or two (I ran out of my normal stuff and it worked well enough. Don't lick it though - it can be poisonous in larger doses). It does NOT make your lips swell up, nor does it make your eyes water like that. They must have LATHERED that shit on to get that effect, and I do mean LATHERED. About all it does is make your lips tingle a little and feel a bit cool. It's actually not a terrible feeling (thus why I kept using it. Look, don't judge pls, I was a dumb teen).

    7thlittleleopard7thlittleleopard2 сарын өмнө
  • is it murder if you put poison in your food and someone else eats it? and if yes, why

    BakusenBakusen2 сарын өмнө
  • That Nate/Josh story is kinda adorable, ngl

    KaymazoKaymazo2 сарын өмнө
  • I like all of these r/______ vids there so good!

    🐒Patrickwalsh1324🐒Patrickwalsh13242 сарын өмнө
  • When my brother went to Navy Boot Camp in the 70s, his girlfriend would send him care packages.... that he frequently didn't get. In a phone call she told him not to eat the next batch of chocolate chip cookies that would be in a red tin, and to throw them out if they showed up. They didnt show up, but 2 guys working in the base post office ended up in the hospital. She had cut up multiple packages of a chocolate flavored laxative bar and made a couple dozen "cookies".

    demondog momdemondog mom2 сарын өмнө
  • Isnt that racist to bash someone's religion or is that just for islam.

    Toshiro YamadaToshiro Yamada2 сарын өмнө
  • Rotten eggs, huh? Was that one of the beans, or were the demons inhabiting the Entitled Woman hightailing it because the beans tasted so horribly? Unless there was a holy water one?

    Saki LynnSaki Lynn2 сарын өмнө
  • While I was at Uni we also had a problem with one roommate stealing or food and snacks so we got a whole lot of tins of dog/cat food and dog/cat treats opening the cans and placing in sealed plastic containers sure enough it started disappearing we kept replacing it (I'm sure you can see where this is going) we kept it up for about 3 months until someone asked casually as to where the food for the stray cat and dog was Should have seen it, food thief turned a wonderful shade of green ( I thought it an urban myth that someone could turn that colour but its true they can) raced to the bathroom Nothing stolen since.

    TimberwolfC14TimberwolfC142 сарын өмнө
  • You good R/slash? You usally compliement after these, Ihope you and your family are doing well. Any ways if its your birthday Happy birthday or have a great day

    N00B1SH3R3 T0WATCHAV1DN00B1SH3R3 T0WATCHAV1D2 сарын өмнө
  • *finishes scrolling on reddit * Ok! Time to watch youtube! *watches rSlash *

    Pureen ZPureen Z2 сарын өмнө
  • Bruh hella ironic that these two guys from story 1 both have my first name Joshua and my middle name Nathaniel 😅

    Kyojuro RengokuKyojuro Rengoku2 сарын өмнө
  • I love that first one, its wholesome and funny

    J MJ M2 сарын өмнө